not sure I would not like to meet the dog in the photo below haha, but I bet it's someones beloved pet after all!

You have probably all seen this one, but it still makes me laugh:

A man takes his Great Dane to the vet and says,
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"




"No, because he's really heavy."