Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?






















He loved it, but it scared the poop out of his dog.

not sure I would not like to meet the dog in the photo below haha, but I bet it's someones beloved pet after all!

You have probably all seen this one, but it still makes me laugh:

A man takes his Great Dane to the vet and says,
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"




"No, because he's really heavy."

check these crazy animals

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Blessed Dogs
Liz took her litter of cocker spaniel puppies to the veterinary clinic for their inoculations and deworming.
As the look alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, the vet realised it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. The veterinarian turned on the tap over the sink, wet her fingers, and moistened each dog's head when she had finished.
After the fourth puppy, the vet noticed the usually talkative Liz had grown silent. As the vet sprinkled the last pup's head, Liz leaned forward and whispered, 'I hadn't realised that they had to be baptised.'

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Bakery for dogs opens in Paris (True Story)
An award-winning pastry chef has opened a bakery that caters only for dogs in Paris. Mon Bon Chien sells bacon biscuits in the shape of a cat and bone-shaped cookies made of foie gras, reports the BBC.
The owner is Harriet Sternstein who moved to Paris from the US with her dog Sophie-Marie. Sophie-Marie provided the inspiration for the new business for her owner, who decided the best way to make a living was to combine her biggest enthusiasms - pastries and pets.
'Everything is made in the back of the boutique, 'said Ms Sternstein, 'Every day, I make 200 to 300 biscuits and special orders are taken on a daily basis.
'The Parisians come to the bakery and the first time they think it's very funny and they look at it, and buy the ones that they think are the cutest. Then the dogs come back and choose which flavours they like the best.
'I change flavours, based on what's going on, I will be creating a special biscuit for valentines day.'

If all else fails - send for a 'SUPER DOG'

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